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Jiim’s mushroom experience

What’s that noise?

Where am I? What day is this? Where are my car keys and what the bloody hell is that coming out of the bushes!? That’s right – it’s badger enthusiast Jiim Gray come to light up your retinas on this cold winter’s eve with a warm cup of spider leg tea. You will be thankful for a wild night camping with the pylon maintenance crew, learning building site survival skills, hiking to nowhere in particular and looking around at some stuff that may or may not well be Jiim. Well buddy boy, that stuff is all Jiim, and Jiim is all you need on this two-day autumnal adventure in the South Downs. Jiiiiiiim!!!

Book your seat in Jiim’s fun-bus right now.

Note this tour is seasonal in nature and relies on local foraging. Availability subject to change at short notice. Return transfer is time critical and subject to change. Before Jiim accepts your booking, we or our authorised agents will tell you the scheduled departure time of your return transfer. Additional tarpaulin available but sold seperately.

Reviews

Live, Unedited & Independent Guest Reviews

Jon Lakey – 30 October 2022

Had a right gooden ont tour, wer me first time upt’ pylon. Them mushies wer great, never seen a fire like it. And then this fella called Jiim come flyin outt’ tree all spooky like, tellin all these stories about how he’d been fightin badgers int’ park an seein’ all these birds who though he was a Russian an that. It wer right funny. Weren’t joking about that early start either – woke up at seven and van were gone!

Boggy B – 18 June 2021

They burned my bed. I purchased the package including a night on an "Artisnal Solid Oak Post Bed" and they burned it in a fire. Went up alright but not what I wanted at all.

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