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Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmaster's breaking all the rules Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools All the teachers in the pub Passing 'round the ready-rub Trying not to think of when The lunchtime bell will ring again Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to The headmaster's had enough today All the kids have gone away Gone to fight with next door's school Every term, that is the rule Sits alone and bends his cane Same old backsides again All the small ones tell tall tales Walking home and squashing snails Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise Playing football in the park Kicking pushbikes after dark Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt Teacher comes to break it up Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers. Strolling along minding my own buisness. Well there goes a girl and a half. She's got me going up and down. She's got me going up and down. Walking on the beaches lookin' at the peaches. Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours. Spread it all over my peelin' skin baby. That feels real good. All this skirt lappin' up the sun. Lap me up. Why don't you come on and. Lap me up. Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches. Well there goes another one just lying down on the sand dunes. I'd better go take a swim and see if I can cool down a little bit. 'Cause you and me woman. We got a lotta things on our minds (you know what I mean). Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches. Will you just take a look over there (where?) there. Is she tryin' to get outta that clitares?. Liberation for women. That's what I preach. Preacher man. Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches. Oh shit. There goes the charabang. Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer. Well what a bummer. I can think of a lot worse places to be. Like down in the streets. Or down in the sewer. Or even on the end of a skewer. Down on the beaches, just look at all the peaches. Down on the beaches, just look at all the brown bodies. Down on the beaches, just look at all the sunglasses. Down on the beaches, just look at all the peaches. Down on the beaches, just look at all the peaches. Down on the beaches, just look at all the peaches. Down on the beaches. Word, I'll bust that nigga ass right now Ain't no, none of them niggas can't fuck with me What? Nigga, you could never fuck with me, my nigga I'll fuck you up right now, what? What? What? (Fuck you niggas) Bust your motherfucking ass, boy I ain't no motherfucking joke You know who you talking to? (Yo, word up, bust that nigga ass, word up) Ol' Dirty Bastard, you know what I'm sayin'? I'll fuck you up right now Yeah, what? What? What? (Serve that nigga, yo) He ain't sayin' nothin', fuck him (he ain't sayin' nothin', fuck him) I'm the one-man army, Ason I never been tooken out, I keep MC's looking out I drop science like Cosby dropping babies Enough to make a nigga go crazy In the G building, taking all types of medicines Your ass thought you were better than Ason, I keep planets in orbit While I be coming with deeper and more shit Enough to make you break and shake your ass As I create rhymes good as a Tastycake makes This style, I'm mastered in Niggas catching headaches, what? What? You need Aspirin? This type of pain you couldn't even kill with Midol Fuck around, get sprayed with Lysol In your face like a can of mace, baby Is it burning? Well, fuck it, now you're learning How I don't even like your motherfucking profile Give me my fucking shit, ch-ch-blaow Not seen and heard, no one knows You forget niggas be quiet as kept Now you know nothing Before you knew a whole fucking lot Your ass don't wanna get shot (shot) A lot of MC's came to my showdown And watched me put your fucking ass low down As you can go, below zero Without a doubt I never been tooken out By a nigga, who couldn't figure Yo, by a nigga, who couldn't figure Yo, by a nigga, who couldn't figure (Brooklyn Zoo) How to pull a fucking gun trigger I said, "Get the fuck outta here" Nigga wanna get too close, do the utmost But I got stacks that'll attack any wack host Introducing, yo, fuck that nigga's name My Hip Hop drops on your head like rain And when it rains it pours, 'cause my rhymes hardcore That's why I give you more of the raw Talent that I got will riz-ock the spot Mc's I'll be burning, burning hot Whoa-hoa-hoa, let me, like, slow up with the flow If I move too quick, oh, you just won't know I'm homicidal when you enter the target Nigga get up, act like a pig trying to hog shit So I take yo' ass out quick The mics, I've had it my nigga, you can suck my dick (dick) If you wanna step to my motherfucking rep Ch-ch-bloaw-blaow-blaow, blown to death You got shot 'cause you knock, knock, knock "Who's there?" 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