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Water sports with Northern John

Hang on, what’s all this?

First off, it ain’t what it sound like! Why’s he called it that? People’ll think I’m into gettin pissed on wen’t they! Thing is, if you wanna come ont’ tour, you gotta have a special skill. Gav’s ont’ grill, Gussy’s ont’ doobage, Bobby B’s behind bar and Jim keeps us all warm and mushy with his spider leg tea. Well I’m the one that makes sure we’ve brung enough water. Water for everyone mind, it’s not like I’m sittin here drinking 10 litres of water to mesel is it. And if it were’nt for me, you’se all would’a died a dehydration long ago.

Gav mate, I don’t even know what I’m meant to write. Would you like to come on a walk wi’me and you can have a drink a water? What the fuck is that?

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